no why is carlos still stuck there
why is cecil so calm about this
this is nOT OKAY PLS TALK ABOUT CARLOS
TELL US HE’S OKAY TELL US HOW MUCH YOU LOVE AND MISS HIM AND HOW NOTHING IS THE SAME WITHOUT HIM AROUND
my neck looks like a zombie tried to tear out my jugular with its teeth
this is not too far off from what actually happened tbh
i was down with it tho. so down with it. until i saw what my neck looked like.
are bath salts still a thing because i need some in case of the zombie apocalypse. bob and i are going to take a shitload and fuck those zombies up. how do you like getting your face eaten motherfuckers
lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies
Jeez if I had a dollar for every ball pit joke being made right now I think I’d have $17,000.
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
I’ve been training Poochyenas for years now and never have I had a more obnoxious rascal than this pup. Potential Pooch trainers beware: THEY WILL EAT EVERYTHING.