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In case of emergency, see the "about" and "ships" pages listed on the sidebar. I am a drug abuser but not yet an addict and have been prone to severe bouts of clinical depression since I was twelve. I also have anxiety, though it is only very rarely anything approaching debilitating. I do, however, indulge in dangerous behaviors and have suicidal tendencies. As long as I am not actively expressing a desire to kill myself and/or do not seem convinced that I am in immediate danger, there is no need to panic, as I take hallucinogenic drugs on occasion and subsequently experience severe dissociation that may cause me to make delusional statements.
so blaze
what goes up must come down. now my buzz is gone, i need to re-up on reality, can't let them see me weak. i need to pause on it, is there any possibility that everyone feels like me? ashtrays and heartbreaks, i lost some, let's toast one. so raise a glass to the memories, set 'em free and fill up all those ashtrays.

no why is carlos still stuck there

why is cecil so calm about this

this is nOT OKAY PLS TALK ABOUT CARLOS

TELL US HE’S OKAY TELL US HOW MUCH YOU LOVE AND MISS HIM AND HOW NOTHING IS THE SAME WITHOUT HIM AROUND

my neck looks like a zombie tried to tear out my jugular with its teeth

this is not too far off from what actually happened tbh

i was down with it tho. so down with it. until i saw what my neck looked like.

are bath salts still a thing because i need some in case of the zombie apocalypse. bob and i are going to take a shitload and fuck those zombies up. how do you like getting your face eaten motherfuckers

bokuwaaru:

cookiesincoffeecans:

ungratefullittleshit:

Creativity

Lazyness

Creativity 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

typette:

of-house-baratheon:

Jeez if I had a dollar for every ball pit joke being made right now I think I’d have $17,000.

holy shit

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

blowjob tips:

  1. if your partner is clean, skip the condom. it makes things really difficult. if you need to use a condom, pull it tight and hold it down with your hand.
  2. you don’t need to get fancy. get the whole thing wet, then suck on it without scraping the shit out of his dick with your teeth. if you can’t get the whole thing in your mouth, wrap a few fingers around the base.
  3. if you can get the whole thing in your mouth, deepthroating is about the only trick that i recommend doing, and only if you don’t have much of a gag reflex. if you think you’re going to gag, swallow, it’ll help.
  4. if your jaw gets tired or you start gagging too much, take a break and jack him off for a minute.
  5. if the taste of come isn’t too gross, it’s hella less messy than trying to clean up or find a place to spit it out and it won’t kill you
  6. if you deepthroat your throat will probably hurt the next day, especially if you let him thrust.
  7. if you’re making weird noises that sound embarrassing, you’ve got too much air in your mouth and probably aren’t sucking hard enough. when you put the d in your mouth, do it by literally sucking it into your mouth instead of just wrapping your lips around it and starting to suck
  8. remember that it’s a dick, and that stimulation will eventually set it off, so even if you don’t do it perfect, you’ll probably get there eventually. if you don’t, ask him how he likes to be blown. feedback can be incredibly sexy, and it can also make things move more smoothly

corvigryph:

yEP

parasaurlolophus:

I’ve been training Poochyenas for years now and never have I had a more obnoxious rascal than this pup. Potential Pooch trainers beware: THEY WILL EAT EVERYTHING.

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