In case of emergency, see the "about" and "ships" pages listed on the sidebar. I am a drug abuser but not yet an addict and have been prone to severe bouts of clinical depression since I was twelve. I also have anxiety, though it is only very rarely anything approaching debilitating. I do, however, indulge in dangerous behaviors and have suicidal tendencies. As long as I am not actively expressing a desire to kill myself and/or do not seem convinced that I am in immediate danger, there is no need to panic, as I take hallucinogenic drugs on occasion and subsequently experience severe dissociation that may cause me to make delusional statements.
zeno's arrow never hits the mark
Chompin' at the drill bit, never one to still sit. You can test my mettle
with a magnet and some tin snips.
Ink test, all I see is canines and some wing tips. Pilot pen in pocket, I'm riding instinct and inkjets. Around here we don't like talk of big dreams. To stand out is a pride, a conceit. To aim high is to make waves, to split seams but that's not what it seems like to me, cause I wanna try, I wanna risk. I don't wanna walk, rather swing and miss. I'm not above apologies, but I don't ask permission.

taylor swift is reverse jennifer lawrence. first we were mad at taylor, now she’s a national treasure. first jennifer lawrence was a national treasure, now we’re mad at her.

have you ever been so angry for so long that you end up being angry that you’re angry

while i’m telling stories about the boyfriend, this one time he couldn’t get his laundry dry. so i go down to check it out for him and i look in the dryer and i ask him if he emptied the lint trap.

"what’s a lint trap?"

so i hold up a massive fucking armful of lint and tell him, “where all this shit came from.”

he did like five loads of laundry without emptying the lint trap or knowing what or where it was. he is so helpless sometimes. he tries SO HARD to not fuck the things up but then he does

  • i am really grateful that my boyfriend and i have the same sense of humor
  • me: if you ever murder someone, don't forget to tell the cop you helped an old lady cross the street.
  • him: that's right. the cop will be all like, "oh, well. if you did that, clearly you're a person of good morals."
  • me: "you can go home, sir."
  • him: "sorry for wasting your time."
  • me: "in fact, let us take you home." and you'll be like, "golly, that's awful nice of you since you gave me a ride up here, and i accept your apology"

it’s still so weird to think about how joseph fink sounded EXACTLY like hank green a couple weeks ago

that was so weird


New Night Vale ep more like





how little willam cared throughout this episode gives me life

I love willam so much

Yassss, Willam for life. 🙌

willam’s music videos are fucking hilarious, and have i heard a peep out of you, phi phi? no i have not. i haven’t gone looking for you, but i didn’t go looking for willam either. it showed up in my life, because i guess someone that talentless gets shared on social media for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

danny pink and mickey smith are totally the same character. they’re both black males, both love interests of the companion, both fearless and willing to risk their lives to parkour over an alien robot to save said love interest - no wait. no, sorry, that was just danny, because he is a soldier and he has dealt with highly dangerous situations before, while mickey is a civilian who goes to pubs to watch sports and was understandably fucking terrified about aliens and only later found his courage.

but they’re both totally willing to live a whole new life in another dimension to take care of their alternate self’s aging grandmother who raised them. except… hang on, danny was raised in an orphanage. um. never mind.

well, they’re totally both endgame with said love interest. i mean, if you ignore the fact that rose left mickey for the doctor and martha and mickey were both lonely tired of watching someone they love be hung up on a new person and fell in love… and. um. danny is concerned clara… might have feelings… for the doctor? that she doesn’t have? shit. shit. guys. um. help me my theory isn’t holding water here

well uh. they both. they both

[sweats nervously]

in all seriousness. if you’re going to bitch about danny pink, bitch about something a little more valid.






just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care




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