taylor swift is reverse jennifer lawrence. first we were mad at taylor, now she’s a national treasure. first jennifer lawrence was a national treasure, now we’re mad at her.
have you ever been so angry for so long that you end up being angry that you’re angry
while i’m telling stories about the boyfriend, this one time he couldn’t get his laundry dry. so i go down to check it out for him and i look in the dryer and i ask him if he emptied the lint trap.
"what’s a lint trap?"
so i hold up a massive fucking armful of lint and tell him, “where all this shit came from.”
he did like five loads of laundry without emptying the lint trap or knowing what or where it was. he is so helpless sometimes. he tries SO HARD to not fuck the things up but then he does
it’s still so weird to think about how joseph fink sounded EXACTLY like hank green a couple weeks ago
that was so weird
New Night Vale ep more like
how little willam cared throughout this episode gives me life
I love willam so much
Yassss, Willam for life. 🙌
willam’s music videos are fucking hilarious, and have i heard a peep out of you, phi phi? no i have not. i haven’t gone looking for you, but i didn’t go looking for willam either. it showed up in my life, because i guess someone that talentless gets shared on social media for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
danny pink and mickey smith are totally the same character. they’re both black males, both love interests of the companion, both fearless and willing to risk their lives
to parkour over an alien robot to save said love interest - no wait. no, sorry, that was just danny, because he is a soldier and he has dealt with highly dangerous situations before, while mickey is a civilian who goes to pubs to watch sports and was understandably fucking terrified about aliens and only later found his courage.
but they’re both totally willing to live a whole new life in another dimension to take care of their alternate self’s aging grandmother who raised them. except… hang on, danny was raised in an orphanage. um. never mind.
well, they’re totally both endgame with said love interest. i mean, if you ignore the fact that rose left mickey for the doctor and martha and mickey were both lonely tired of watching someone they love be hung up on a new person and fell in love… and. um. danny is concerned clara… might have feelings… for the doctor? that she doesn’t have? shit. shit. guys. um. help me my theory isn’t holding water here
well uh. they both. they both
in all seriousness. if you’re going to bitch about danny pink, bitch about something a little more valid.
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
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#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT SHIT IS TOTALLY INSPIRATIONAL